Thursday, 21 October 2010
Thursday, 7 October 2010

thats why i hate christmas
the worst tv i was treated to this week
well where to begin its was last night i came in from a night out with some comrades and my grandma was watchintg emmerdale. asif this was not bad enough the scene i expirenced was two gay blokes. a mean i no everyone says they accept it but lets face it they are just bieng polite. it is wrong and it is not natural it completey fucks up evolution. any way i get side tract the scene was unbeliebly bollocks they are terible accters and then what a suprise a car crash in a soap how fucking orininal. and then by chance he lands on a train tarct. wich by the way his batty m8 sees this from about 2 miles away what the fuck are his eyes made out of. and ow what a fucking suprise a train comes how unfortunate timing.
and thats the worst tv i saw this week
and thats the worst tv i saw this week
Friday, 1 October 2010
CURRICULUM VITAE FOR OSAMA BIN HITLER
Post applied for— Assistant Manager at Nazi gaming
Name- Osama Bin Hitler
Date of birth- 12 December 2012
Nationality- German / Iraqi
Address- 2012 Generic Road
Default Town
Iraq
Telephone- 12345678910
Email- iamateroist@bomb.9.11
Education and Qualifications
I am a skilled weapons designer and builder (in games).
0 GCSE
Level media degree
Adequate terrorist
Hobbies and Interests
MILFS, females, TILFS, Xbox live, drinking, Terrorism
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